"Campies" and Watches

Dearest Lot,

I feel it is necessary to tell you that I have spent my past 6 summers at a lovely place called Tripp Lake Camp, It was great, until I moved on. But that is besides the point, the point is that I made some of those really great friends everyone always talks about, and I love them so so  much, but I must tell you that other people who have these kinds of friends really bother me. I don't know if you go places where you hear about everything that happened at camp, and how scandalous it was when two councelors were caught together, great. We don't care guys. Sorry. I suppose this may be a rude awakening to the problem of "CAMPIES," but really, we must all get over the obnoxious screaming and yelling and gossiping, it is so unnecessary. Not only is it not our business to know what goes on in everyones remote quarters of north- eastern america,  but no offense, we've heard the same stories 100000000000 times. This is not exclusively directed at one group of people, more so everyone who is camp obsessed. 

Don't get me wrong, I was camp obsessed too. But what makes it so special is that it is different from home, and we all know that you telling us your great stories about that girl from long island is going to result in the chuckles of those who also know said girl, and now the bridge between reality at home and camp has been built, and it is therefor violating the sacred isolation or bubble-ness of camp. Case 1 closed.

Watches- I love love love love watches. I personally donne a small delicate silver and gold one, but I also enjoy big funky statement pieces as well, oh the fun one can have with watches! they make me so happy.

I think everyone should have a watch, you see I realize, potentially we could all just check our phones all the time, but who can look at a phone during a test? or discreetly pull it out during a business meeting?  COME ON man, we can see the glare from it on your face from the seemingly concealed phone under the table. It bothers me. Also, with that dodgy market mess, we should all be on time to our opportunities, and we should also not be relying on that cellphone! no good. Personally,  I suggest you get a watch with a dial, not a digital one, but thats just my preference. Also, it helps if you can tell time (I know many who just can't seem to remember how.)

greatness limit was surpassed a while ago.

BIIIISSSSSSOOOOUSSSS